This just in!

OMG, this is sad...A dude actually brought this to my attention and I didn’t think of it myself…BUT, do you think that Ashton and Demi are creating all this hype to make the new “Two and Half Men” successful??  Think about it!  It makes sense when you think about it…

One: Did all the rumors NOT start with Demi TWEETING?  I don’t know about ALL married women out there, but if your husband cheated, would you TWEET it to the world??  Highly doubtful.  Especially because it was rumored that Demi said they could have an "open marriage" as long as he kept it quiet and didn’t embarrass her.  I don’t know if that’s true, BUT if it is, why would she start her own rumors?  She wouldn’t is my point.

Two: Now all of a sudden they are out in public together all happy like nothing happened.  It’s all coming together now; nothing did happen; it was all staged!!  Pfft, so disappointing…I knew those two weren’t breaking up.  NEXT!  Losers…thanks for nothing!

                                         

                                          Tori Spelling welcomes 3rd Child

Oh- here’s something I care about…syke!  You know what’s really funny about this…I read about it, then I went back to search for more info, and I couldn’t even find what I originally found!  Stupid.

This is so stupid…Beyoncé Shoots Down Fake Bump Rumors- Dumb.  Seriously, why even create such a  stupid rumor?  That’s so stupid.

  I forgot to find a picture, so, here's better picture anyway....that's hot.  

Jessica is Prego

Well it sounds like rumors are true!  A close source says “Js is prego!”

 

Sheesh, pregnant people everywhere!  I guess she’ll be wearing her short shorts with baggy shirts for a while!  Her boobs are going to be huge on her wedding day!

Did anyone catch the Kardashian/Humphries wedding?  I love how Kris always calls her out and says she’s not in touch with reality, ha, DUH!  Oh, and Kim’s mom says “People can say what they want about Kim spending and having 3 wedding dresses, bla bla bla, but she’s always giving…”  Well, that’s a relief!  Kim is generous; this is news to me.  Good for her.   I love the "all white" wedding party- like the Royal Wedding, except, they aren’t royal.  Bruce Jenner seems like a really good guy.

Busy Day for Gossip!

Kristin Cavallari voted off Dancing with the Stars…well, I’m disappointed personally, but I’m pretty sure I am one of maybe 10 people who watch the show that actually know who she is…I feel bad, but she should feel worse that more people are fans of Wilson Phillips…bummer...look at Mark Ballas' face, so pissed! Haha, seriously though, I'm not watching anymore! 

Cover Story: Ashton Kutcher Cheated on Demi Moore With 2 Girls in Hot Tub on Anniversary-

I still can’t say I believe this, buuut, if it’s true, here are my thoughts…

      1. Likely, this is not Ashton’s first time cheating.  Realistically, who goes out hunting for women who are “Hot tub worthy” as their first time cheating on their spouse??? UNLESS, he heard of her cheating, and was out for revenge.  Sooo…either he’s cheated before, and this is finally the news I expected out of Ashton when he and Demi got together, OR Demi did something to send him off into a Hot tub with a wannabe Old Navy commercial actress…

      2. Either way, I need more on this- it’s still not big enough to really be talking about…give us something good!

Blake Lively and Leonardo- Done- Not sure I care…nope, don’t care.  She's still hot.

Eesshh, Britney!  How has your life changed so much??  I don’t even want to poke fun because I feel too bad! 

                     Before                                                                          After

Just curious, do you get your motivation from Kelly Clarkson?  F, Brit, get it together!

                  Before                                                                            After

That’s all for now, peace out!

This one I’m excited about…

George Clooney & Stacy Keibler
Steppin' Out

I forget about Stacy Keibler a lot because she manages to stay out of the spot light.  I don’t know how; if I were paparazzi, I would definitely be hunting this one down. 

I really hope this fling lasts a little longer than most of George’s relationships.  What’s up with him anyway?  I guess he just really doesn’t want to settle with one person so when he gets bored, he just moves on...that’s certainly better than marrying someone and cheating with dozens of hookers and prostitutes because he feels “entitled” but I still think it kind of makes him a dirt ball!

Let’s check Stacy out a bit- this woman is a Hot Diva!  She actually is a professional wrestling Diva- what a cool job, minus the wrestling, I hate violence.

 Stacy started out as a Baltimore Raven’s Cheerleader!  And this is interesting…next she tried out for the Nitro Girls, and defeated 300 other girls for a spot on the WCW dance team.   

Hmmm…I specifically remember her saying, on Dancing with the Stars, that the only dance training she had was ballet as a little girl.  They sure twisted that one!  Who cares, she’s hot and she was awesome to watch.

Stacy moved up the ranks quickly and became a “Valet Girl.”  What’s a Valet Girl?  Sounds fun!  She used the name Miss Hancock.  What a great name…feel free to start calling me that.

Well let’s see what happens with these two Hot Celebs.  I love it when two really good looking people get together.  I still can’t figure out Kate Hudson and her choice in men?  Come on Kate!  

 

Random final thought…I saw this pole on People.com or UsMagazine last week and couldn’t answer this question...

Who should Cameron Diaz date next?

Ryan R.

Jake G.

Ryan Reynolds or Jake Gyllenhaal???  Really??  Is Cameron really still that awesome that she gets to pick from 2 of the Hottest “It” guys in Hollywood right now?  I don't think so Cam.

Slow Day, Slow Week

Not much going on…I’ve been wanting to write about Jessica Simpson for a while but unfortunately she’s just pretty darn boring…

I persaonally love Jess.  She’s totally hot, even though she may not be in her Dukes of Hazard body days, she’s still pretty smokin...Oh, and I love her shoe line. 

But I know this look well…because this is my look…It’s called: I have thin legs, but everything else jiggles and is out of shape so I’ll just wear short shorts with cute shoes and baggy tops to mask what’s really going on.

 

These shoes below are actually pretty ugly and those legs are pretty white.…looks similar to my outfit last night.

 

Lookin good here…short jean shorts again, cute white flowy top with white blazer- definitely hiding any jiggle that might be going on.  I like it.  Oh and her man is borrowning her shirt, very cute.

This one is different with the short red shorts…mixing it up.

 

 

 

 

Unfortunately that’s pretty much all that’s interesting going on with Jess…if you can even call this interesting.  Oh I heard something about her post-poning her wedding.  Awesome... just let us know when it airs, the suspense is killing me!

 

Now here’s something interesting…God, I don’t even know what to say about this other than WHY???  For those of you who don't recogize her, this is our most recent Bachelorette- Ashley Herbert.  And for those of you who don't watch the Bachelor/Bachelorette, this is the woman in which 25 men are supposed to be fighting over.  I know what you're thinking, and No, the show does not take place in prison.

Ah, here we go, more interesting gossip…Holly Madison Insures Her Breasts for $1 Million. 

 How does this stuff get published?

Sorry folks, we need some scandal.  And I’m certainly not writing about Ashton and Demi until something real happens, which likely won’t happen- those two love each other.  Such BS- when are they going to break up so he can date someone young and hot, like Blake Lively?

Exclusive: Spencer Pratt Is Broke, Can't Get Work

All I have to say about this is THANK GOD, it’s about time!  I have been waiting for this day since he was on that stupid reality TV show where they put all those D-List Celebrities out in the jungle.  F!  That reality show was the worst; I’m hoping none of you actually remember what I’m talking about.

OH, except when Sanjaya was kicking ass at competitions…for some reason that really amused me to see this borderline homosexual boy let tarantulas crawl all over him and just chill through it.  (For those of you who don’t remember Sanjaya, he was the Indian boy on American Idol with the hair).   

Anyway, back to my point… I remember Spencer getting P/O’d and saying something like “I’m too rich and too famous to be dealing with this.”   Pfft- I’ll kill him- what a shit head.

Spencer, I will give you minimal credit for managing to get sort of famous and make some money by doing nothing expect pose for paparazzi and hope it gets published.  I am a big fan of reality TV and reality stars, (obvi, I’m trying to be one myself) but there’s something crucial that you have not realized…You need to have SOMETHING to keep people interested.  Examples of “SOMETHING” that might keep people interested could be: Personality, Fail, Good Looks, Fail, Any kind of talent, Fail, Intelligence, Fail, Sense of Humor, Fail, Charitable/Humanitarian, Fail, Enough money to buy publicity, i.e. The Kardashians, Fail.  Spenc, the only thing you have going for you right now is my blog and I really don’t think you’ll get far with my 7 followers. 

While we’re talking about Reality Stars, I’d like to point out that it’s no surprise that rumors have started about Kristin Cavallari and Mark Ballas.  Sorry ladies who like him; there’s no denying that he can move which is generally sexy, but he’s a serial dater and he’s not cute. 

Kristin, believe it or not, you are too good for him.  You don’t go from NFL quarterback to DWTS professional.  I know Jay Cutler isn’t exactly cream of the crop when it comes to NFL QB’s, but I’m thinking you could get someone a little more impressive than Mark Ballas.  Gross.

Football!

HeII ya football! 

 I still don’t understand why there are chicks out there that don’t like football????  So confused??

·         One- You get to dress up EVERY WEEK and put on anything you want…that includes, hooker boots, shorts skirts OR short shorts (my fav), belly shirts, shirts with your boobs hanging out, tons of make-up, crazy hats, accessories galore…the list goes on! 

·         2- Single ladies…I just can’t figure out how you sit around every day and wonder how/why you are still single, yet, you refuse to embrace football!  What?? Weird.

Let’s recap: One- Dress up, 2- Men love it. 

·         Third- you get to booze on Sundays…need I say more??? 

I will say more…

·       Michael Vick: Dirtball- talented, but Dirtball- Thumbs down

·       Hines Ward: Awesome but plays for Pittsburgh- Thumbs down

·       Anyone who plays for Baltimore: Terrible- Thumbs down

·       Aaron Rodgers: Superstar (for now) - Thumbs up

·       Terrelle Pryor: Likely to be in jail any day now- Thumbs downs

·       Any NFL Kicker: Almost never gets hurt, doesn’t have to do much, although has a ton of pressure when the time comes: Thumbs up!

·       Tom Brady: Over him, but he kills it: Thumbs up

·       Adrian Peterson: Hot, and talented: Thumbs up

·       Chad Ocho Cinco, or whatever his name is now: stupid- but attractive, annoying, but a great dancer: Thumbs up

·       Peyton Manning: OUT- sorry folks, he’s done for the season…still he’s the bomb: Thumbs up

·       Colt McCoy- I love him: Thumbs up!

                                                In conclusion: Go Browns!

                         Yes folks, that's me- as if you don't know- I only have 7 followers.

Inspiration- J Lo

Has anyone yet seen J Lo’s new Fiat car commercial?? If not, you are in for a treat!

Look at her move!  Those background dancers are hot!  Is that news paper she's crushing in the street?  Crush it girl!

I will admit, when J Lo joined the cast of American Idol and was suddenly in the spot light again, I was impressed by her hotness…she’s hot.  She’s forty-something (42  I think) and looks amazing, and anyone who disagrees just can’t see past the new Fiat commercial…not that I can blame you! (What the heII is a Fiat anyway?  Should I know?)

Jen…it’s starting to get embarrassing.  You’re back, you’re hot, then all of a sudden, you’re performing again like Britney Spears at 16, then you’re divorcing Marc Anthony (it’s about time, he is nasty), and you’re everywhere prancing around like you did back in your Ben Affleck days, on the yacht where he’s rubbing you’re a$$.  Come on Jen, those days are over!  Ben is gone!  We all know Marc Anthony was a mistake, but it’s too late!  You are not a Pop Princess anymore!  Just retire like Paula Abdul, and host your reality TV shows, and let the Nicole Scherzinger’s of the world do their prancing.   

This chick LOVES herself…

                                                                  Peace out b!tches

God I’m hot, take that!

Kim K. thinks she weighs 117lbs! Ha

This is Great- Kim Kardashian Says She’s 117 Lbs and Fits in Size 27 Jeans. 

 

This is hilarious, “I am a size 27 jeans… My measurements are 34, 26, 39. But remember I am 5′2″ and 1/2 and everyone carries their weight in different places.”~ Kim K

 

 

This is hysterical!  “My body frame is small, but since I have curves, many people assume I am bigger and wear a bigger size in jeans. This is simply not the case! The misconception carries over to my weight, too. I am right under 120 lbs, but a lot of people have been shocked to hear that and have accused me of lying! Haha.”- Kim K

 

Kim, people accuse you of lying because you are lying!  Hello, there are pictures of you everywhere!  You look bigger than Jessica Simpson and she’s flat out admitted that she’s been over 130lbs…and she too is short.  HAHA, that’s the best- I look fat because I’m short.

So let’s just do a little comparison…Kim thinks she weighs under 120.  Selena Gomez is said to weigh about 120-125.  You do the math…although, Selena is 5’5 so she must be carrying that extra weight in her height.  HA!

Oh, this is the best part- Selena’s measurements: 34~24~36, Kim’s measurements 34~26~39.  Yeah, I bet their chests are the same size…it’s so obvious. 

What an idiot.

Pink- Just give it a chance!

Pink

What the S&*t is this???  Alice in Wonderland’s "Queen of Hearts" at the MTV Awards? 

 

Or perhaps, Cruella De Vil?

Pink is kind of like a Hummer:  For the most part, It’s just terrible…and I mean PRETTY NASTY)…Buuut there’s still something about her I kind of want....

For example- Pink... your “Bananas”  song made me want to stick a fork into my leg... HOWEVER, that one other song that you have is pretty cool.  Conclusion, You’re just pretty nasty, sorry.    

HODGEPODGE!

Tori Spelling

Those of you who know me know my opinion on Tori.  I don’t think she deserves to be in any kind of spot light and really doesn’t deserve a spot on my blog, let alone my first topic!  Shame on me.  You can go ahead and add Denise Richards to my list of “I really couldn’t care less.”

Ashlee Simpson

Can someone please explain to me why Ashlee went out and got the best nose job that money can buy, and then went out and got the most hideous hair cut that even Best Cuts wouldn’t do?  I still can’t figure this one out- it’s like she said to her stylist, “Do whatever you can do to make me look ugly as possible.”  See for yourself!

Kim Kardashian

Let’s be honest, Kim will at some point have her own highlighted Blog, but not this week.  In the meantime, I just want to say that it is truly shameful to be known for how much money you spend on luxuries.  Don’t get me wrong, if I were completely loaded, I would have my share of purses and shoes, and sunglasses, and probably some nice jewelry…but to spend 100k on Handbags is outright disgraceful.  And she has a grin on her face while doing it!  Most people with some self respect would rather be known for doing something honorable with their millions.  http://www.purseblog.com/hermes/kim-kardashian-spent-100000-on-handbags-at-hermes-paris.html

Minka Kelly

Okay, no more hating!  If it were about three weeks ago, I would be talking about Blake Lively.  But someone else has stolen my heart recently.  Sorry all who disagree, but I believe Minka Kelly to be the hottest chick in Hollywood right now, Holla!

GO BROWNS!

One more final thought friends, just so you know I’m not a total hater!  Go Browns- Super Bowl 2012J Peyton Hillis, you are The Man!