Football!

HeII ya football! 

 I still don’t understand why there are chicks out there that don’t like football????  So confused??

·         One- You get to dress up EVERY WEEK and put on anything you want…that includes, hooker boots, shorts skirts OR short shorts (my fav), belly shirts, shirts with your boobs hanging out, tons of make-up, crazy hats, accessories galore…the list goes on! 

·         2- Single ladies…I just can’t figure out how you sit around every day and wonder how/why you are still single, yet, you refuse to embrace football!  What?? Weird.

Let’s recap: One- Dress up, 2- Men love it. 

·         Third- you get to booze on Sundays…need I say more??? 

I will say more…

·       Michael Vick: Dirtball- talented, but Dirtball- Thumbs down

·       Hines Ward: Awesome but plays for Pittsburgh- Thumbs down

·       Anyone who plays for Baltimore: Terrible- Thumbs down

·       Aaron Rodgers: Superstar (for now) - Thumbs up

·       Terrelle Pryor: Likely to be in jail any day now- Thumbs downs

·       Any NFL Kicker: Almost never gets hurt, doesn’t have to do much, although has a ton of pressure when the time comes: Thumbs up!

·       Tom Brady: Over him, but he kills it: Thumbs up

·       Adrian Peterson: Hot, and talented: Thumbs up

·       Chad Ocho Cinco, or whatever his name is now: stupid- but attractive, annoying, but a great dancer: Thumbs up

·       Peyton Manning: OUT- sorry folks, he’s done for the season…still he’s the bomb: Thumbs up

·       Colt McCoy- I love him: Thumbs up!

                                                In conclusion: Go Browns!

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