Exclusive: Spencer Pratt Is Broke, Can't Get Work

All I have to say about this is THANK GOD, it’s about time!  I have been waiting for this day since he was on that stupid reality TV show where they put all those D-List Celebrities out in the jungle.  F!  That reality show was the worst; I’m hoping none of you actually remember what I’m talking about.

OH, except when Sanjaya was kicking ass at competitions…for some reason that really amused me to see this borderline homosexual boy let tarantulas crawl all over him and just chill through it.  (For those of you who don’t remember Sanjaya, he was the Indian boy on American Idol with the hair).   

Anyway, back to my point… I remember Spencer getting P/O’d and saying something like “I’m too rich and too famous to be dealing with this.”   Pfft- I’ll kill him- what a shit head.

Spencer, I will give you minimal credit for managing to get sort of famous and make some money by doing nothing expect pose for paparazzi and hope it gets published.  I am a big fan of reality TV and reality stars, (obvi, I’m trying to be one myself) but there’s something crucial that you have not realized…You need to have SOMETHING to keep people interested.  Examples of “SOMETHING” that might keep people interested could be: Personality, Fail, Good Looks, Fail, Any kind of talent, Fail, Intelligence, Fail, Sense of Humor, Fail, Charitable/Humanitarian, Fail, Enough money to buy publicity, i.e. The Kardashians, Fail.  Spenc, the only thing you have going for you right now is my blog and I really don’t think you’ll get far with my 7 followers. 

While we’re talking about Reality Stars, I’d like to point out that it’s no surprise that rumors have started about Kristin Cavallari and Mark Ballas.  Sorry ladies who like him; there’s no denying that he can move which is generally sexy, but he’s a serial dater and he’s not cute. 

Kristin, believe it or not, you are too good for him.  You don’t go from NFL quarterback to DWTS professional.  I know Jay Cutler isn’t exactly cream of the crop when it comes to NFL QB’s, but I’m thinking you could get someone a little more impressive than Mark Ballas.  Gross.