Monday, August 29, 2011

Kim K. thinks she weighs 117lbs! Ha

This is Great- Kim Kardashian Says She’s 117 Lbs and Fits in Size 27 Jeans. 

 

This is hilarious, “I am a size 27 jeans… My measurements are 34, 26, 39. But remember I am 5′2″ and 1/2 and everyone carries their weight in different places.”~ Kim K

 

 


This is hysterical!  “My body frame is small, but since I have curves, many people assume I am bigger and wear a bigger size in jeans. This is simply not the case! The misconception carries over to my weight, too. I am right under 120 lbs, but a lot of people have been shocked to hear that and have accused me of lying! Haha.”- Kim K

 

Kim, people accuse you of lying because you are lying!  Hello, there are pictures of you everywhere!  You look bigger than Jessica Simpson and she’s flat out admitted that she’s been over 130lbs…and she too is short.  HAHA, that’s the best- I look fat because I’m short.


So let’s just do a little comparison…Kim thinks she weighs under 120.  Selena Gomez is said to weigh about 120-125.  You do the math…although, Selena is 5’5 so she must be carrying that extra weight in her height.  HA!

Oh, this is the best part- Selena’s measurements: 34~24~36, Kim’s measurements 34~26~39.  Yeah, I bet their chests are the same size…it’s so obvious. 

What an idiot.

2 comments:

  1. That pic of KK in Spandex has got to be one of the most unflattering I have ever seen of her...and let's face it, anyone who has stood in line at Publix has seen their fair share.
    Maybe she did wear a size 27....in the 3rd grade.

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  2. robyn - you're hilarious. yet again. <3 you.

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