Thursday, August 25, 2011

Celebrity Topic of the day- Gwyneth Paltrow

Sure Gwyneth Paltrow is over 40 and looks great- like many other celebrities out there, but that really doesn't mean she's capable of conquering the world.  The question is, what is next for Gwyneth Paltrow?

First of all, you're an actress- stick to acting.  Come to think of it, I don't even remember the last movie you were in.  I know there was at least one with Ben Affleck, (who by the way just barely saved his dignity and career with "The Town").  My point is, you're an actress.  You are not a country singer, no matter how skinny and blonde you are, you should not be singing country, or anything else for the matter.

Second of all, (unfortunately I only have two actual points- but this one is big and the most important) Gwyneth, you aren't a chef.  Seriously, a Cookbook?  Yeah Gwyn, go out and conquer those dreams.  Of course there are people out there saying her recipes are "Actually Pretty Good"...which happens when you have MARIO BATALI as a Co-writer- WHO ACTUALLY IS A CHEF.

Give me a break! 

3 comments:

  1. Yeah, the world of celebrities per Robyn mahmet. I'm excited! Of course this is hilarious. I will follow:)

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  2. I'm surprised her "cookbook" doesn't include her recipe for that disgusting detox cleanse she always brags about.

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