Kim K. thinks she weighs 117lbs! Ha

This is Great- Kim Kardashian Says She’s 117 Lbs and Fits in Size 27 Jeans. 

 

This is hilarious, “I am a size 27 jeans… My measurements are 34, 26, 39. But remember I am 5′2″ and 1/2 and everyone carries their weight in different places.”~ Kim K

 

 

This is hysterical!  “My body frame is small, but since I have curves, many people assume I am bigger and wear a bigger size in jeans. This is simply not the case! The misconception carries over to my weight, too. I am right under 120 lbs, but a lot of people have been shocked to hear that and have accused me of lying! Haha.”- Kim K

 

Kim, people accuse you of lying because you are lying!  Hello, there are pictures of you everywhere!  You look bigger than Jessica Simpson and she’s flat out admitted that she’s been over 130lbs…and she too is short.  HAHA, that’s the best- I look fat because I’m short.

So let’s just do a little comparison…Kim thinks she weighs under 120.  Selena Gomez is said to weigh about 120-125.  You do the math…although, Selena is 5’5 so she must be carrying that extra weight in her height.  HA!

Oh, this is the best part- Selena’s measurements: 34~24~36, Kim’s measurements 34~26~39.  Yeah, I bet their chests are the same size…it’s so obvious. 

What an idiot.

Pink- Just give it a chance!

Pink

What the S&*t is this???  Alice in Wonderland’s "Queen of Hearts" at the MTV Awards? 

 

Or perhaps, Cruella De Vil?

Pink is kind of like a Hummer:  For the most part, It’s just terrible…and I mean PRETTY NASTY)…Buuut there’s still something about her I kind of want....

For example- Pink... your “Bananas”  song made me want to stick a fork into my leg... HOWEVER, that one other song that you have is pretty cool.  Conclusion, You’re just pretty nasty, sorry.    

HODGEPODGE!

Tori Spelling

Those of you who know me know my opinion on Tori.  I don’t think she deserves to be in any kind of spot light and really doesn’t deserve a spot on my blog, let alone my first topic!  Shame on me.  You can go ahead and add Denise Richards to my list of “I really couldn’t care less.”

Ashlee Simpson

Can someone please explain to me why Ashlee went out and got the best nose job that money can buy, and then went out and got the most hideous hair cut that even Best Cuts wouldn’t do?  I still can’t figure this one out- it’s like she said to her stylist, “Do whatever you can do to make me look ugly as possible.”  See for yourself!

Kim Kardashian

Let’s be honest, Kim will at some point have her own highlighted Blog, but not this week.  In the meantime, I just want to say that it is truly shameful to be known for how much money you spend on luxuries.  Don’t get me wrong, if I were completely loaded, I would have my share of purses and shoes, and sunglasses, and probably some nice jewelry…but to spend 100k on Handbags is outright disgraceful.  And she has a grin on her face while doing it!  Most people with some self respect would rather be known for doing something honorable with their millions.  http://www.purseblog.com/hermes/kim-kardashian-spent-100000-on-handbags-at-hermes-paris.html

Minka Kelly

Okay, no more hating!  If it were about three weeks ago, I would be talking about Blake Lively.  But someone else has stolen my heart recently.  Sorry all who disagree, but I believe Minka Kelly to be the hottest chick in Hollywood right now, Holla!

GO BROWNS!

One more final thought friends, just so you know I’m not a total hater!  Go Browns- Super Bowl 2012J Peyton Hillis, you are The Man! 

Celebrity Topic of the day- Gwyneth Paltrow

Sure Gwyneth Paltrow is over 40 and looks great- like many other celebrities out there, but that really doesn't mean she's capable of conquering the world.  The question is, what is next for Gwyneth Paltrow?

First of all, you're an actress- stick to acting.  Come to think of it, I don't even remember the last movie you were in.  I know there was at least one with Ben Affleck, (who by the way just barely saved his dignity and career with "The Town").  My point is, you're an actress.  You are not a country singer, no matter how skinny and blonde you are, you should not be singing country, or anything else for the matter.

Second of all, (unfortunately I only have two actual points- but this one is big and the most important) Gwyneth, you aren't a chef.  Seriously, a Cookbook?  Yeah Gwyn, go out and conquer those dreams.  Of course there are people out there saying her recipes are "Actually Pretty Good"...which happens when you have MARIO BATALI as a Co-writer- WHO ACTUALLY IS A CHEF.

Give me a break!