Happy New Year- it's back

It’s been a while but I’m back and here’s what you’ve missed…

The Kardashians:

-Kim and Kris move to New York with Kourtney and Scott. 

-They all live together with Mason (son of K & S) in a huge hotel suite. 

-Kris has a reality check and realizes he can’t be a professional basketball player and train in that crazy lifestyle. 

-Kris moves home to Montana to focus on training.

-Kim asks him to come back and he does.

-Scott goes out and buys a baby grand piano. K & S have sex on the piano.  They return it.

-Kris asks Kim’s best friend Jonathan if he’s gay.  Jonathan says no.  Kris asks him 14 more times…as if he’s going to come out of the closet the 7^th time asked.  Jonathan hates Kris.

-Kourtney becomes obsessed with couponing. 

Stay tuned…next episode is the beginning of THE END!

Day-time TV is the best!

1.       The Chew.  If you haven’t seen this, you’re missing out.  The show includes TWO Iron Chefs: my favorite Clevelander, Michael Symon, and one of the best Big Italians, Mario Batali, aka, the co-writer of Gwyneth Paltrow’s famous cookbook (in case you didn't know).   This show has cooking, comedy, guests, and great fun!  It also includes simple tips for anyone!  Here’s what I learned today... If you want a fancy, tasty afternoon beverage, but don’t want to take the time to make it while you have guests over… Make a tasty Bellini or whatever you prefer the day before and freeze the drink in ice cube trays.  Then the next day, put 3-4 (or 6-7) ice cubes in a pretty cocktail glass and top it off with spritzer.  Voila!!

2.       The View, haha, syke.

3.       The Doctors.  This has to be my favorite new show.  They have amazing health tips.  Plus, “The” Doctor, the “Ex-Bachelor”…Dr. Travis Stork…let’s just say, if he were my Doctor, I’d be looking forward to flu season.  Holla!

What else is going on in the world...

Ah yes Katy Perry and Russell Brand are done- wow, sad.  I guess he doesn’t make her feel like she’s living a teenage dream anymore.  But he’ll be living a teenage dream with half of her 45million.  Booya!

 

Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber are more famous than Brangelina

Snooki is now skinny, but she still kind of looks fat.

 



Jennifer Hudson is still kind of fat but looks skinny- Spanx??

















Nicole Scherzinger still loves herself

J Lo still loves herself

This just in!

OMG, this is sad...A dude actually brought this to my attention and I didn’t think of it myself…BUT, do you think that Ashton and Demi are creating all this hype to make the new “Two and Half Men” successful??  Think about it!  It makes sense when you think about it…

One: Did all the rumors NOT start with Demi TWEETING?  I don’t know about ALL married women out there, but if your husband cheated, would you TWEET it to the world??  Highly doubtful.  Especially because it was rumored that Demi said they could have an "open marriage" as long as he kept it quiet and didn’t embarrass her.  I don’t know if that’s true, BUT if it is, why would she start her own rumors?  She wouldn’t is my point.

Two: Now all of a sudden they are out in public together all happy like nothing happened.  It’s all coming together now; nothing did happen; it was all staged!!  Pfft, so disappointing…I knew those two weren’t breaking up.  NEXT!  Losers…thanks for nothing!

                                         

                                          Tori Spelling welcomes 3rd Child

Oh- here’s something I care about…syke!  You know what’s really funny about this…I read about it, then I went back to search for more info, and I couldn’t even find what I originally found!  Stupid.

This is so stupid…Beyoncé Shoots Down Fake Bump Rumors- Dumb.  Seriously, why even create such a  stupid rumor?  That’s so stupid.

  I forgot to find a picture, so, here's better picture anyway....that's hot.  

Jessica is Prego

Well it sounds like rumors are true!  A close source says “Js is prego!”

 

Sheesh, pregnant people everywhere!  I guess she’ll be wearing her short shorts with baggy shirts for a while!  Her boobs are going to be huge on her wedding day!

Did anyone catch the Kardashian/Humphries wedding?  I love how Kris always calls her out and says she’s not in touch with reality, ha, DUH!  Oh, and Kim’s mom says “People can say what they want about Kim spending and having 3 wedding dresses, bla bla bla, but she’s always giving…”  Well, that’s a relief!  Kim is generous; this is news to me.  Good for her.   I love the "all white" wedding party- like the Royal Wedding, except, they aren’t royal.  Bruce Jenner seems like a really good guy.

Busy Day for Gossip!

Kristin Cavallari voted off Dancing with the Stars…well, I’m disappointed personally, but I’m pretty sure I am one of maybe 10 people who watch the show that actually know who she is…I feel bad, but she should feel worse that more people are fans of Wilson Phillips…bummer...look at Mark Ballas' face, so pissed! Haha, seriously though, I'm not watching anymore! 

Cover Story: Ashton Kutcher Cheated on Demi Moore With 2 Girls in Hot Tub on Anniversary-

I still can’t say I believe this, buuut, if it’s true, here are my thoughts…

      1. Likely, this is not Ashton’s first time cheating.  Realistically, who goes out hunting for women who are “Hot tub worthy” as their first time cheating on their spouse??? UNLESS, he heard of her cheating, and was out for revenge.  Sooo…either he’s cheated before, and this is finally the news I expected out of Ashton when he and Demi got together, OR Demi did something to send him off into a Hot tub with a wannabe Old Navy commercial actress…

      2. Either way, I need more on this- it’s still not big enough to really be talking about…give us something good!

Blake Lively and Leonardo- Done- Not sure I care…nope, don’t care.  She's still hot.

Eesshh, Britney!  How has your life changed so much??  I don’t even want to poke fun because I feel too bad! 

                     Before                                                                          After

Just curious, do you get your motivation from Kelly Clarkson?  F, Brit, get it together!

                  Before                                                                            After

That’s all for now, peace out!

This one I’m excited about…

George Clooney & Stacy Keibler
Steppin' Out

I forget about Stacy Keibler a lot because she manages to stay out of the spot light.  I don’t know how; if I were paparazzi, I would definitely be hunting this one down. 

I really hope this fling lasts a little longer than most of George’s relationships.  What’s up with him anyway?  I guess he just really doesn’t want to settle with one person so when he gets bored, he just moves on...that’s certainly better than marrying someone and cheating with dozens of hookers and prostitutes because he feels “entitled” but I still think it kind of makes him a dirt ball!

Let’s check Stacy out a bit- this woman is a Hot Diva!  She actually is a professional wrestling Diva- what a cool job, minus the wrestling, I hate violence.

 Stacy started out as a Baltimore Raven’s Cheerleader!  And this is interesting…next she tried out for the Nitro Girls, and defeated 300 other girls for a spot on the WCW dance team.   

Hmmm…I specifically remember her saying, on Dancing with the Stars, that the only dance training she had was ballet as a little girl.  They sure twisted that one!  Who cares, she’s hot and she was awesome to watch.

Stacy moved up the ranks quickly and became a “Valet Girl.”  What’s a Valet Girl?  Sounds fun!  She used the name Miss Hancock.  What a great name…feel free to start calling me that.

Well let’s see what happens with these two Hot Celebs.  I love it when two really good looking people get together.  I still can’t figure out Kate Hudson and her choice in men?  Come on Kate!  

 

Random final thought…I saw this pole on People.com or UsMagazine last week and couldn’t answer this question...

Who should Cameron Diaz date next?

Ryan R.

Jake G.

Ryan Reynolds or Jake Gyllenhaal???  Really??  Is Cameron really still that awesome that she gets to pick from 2 of the Hottest “It” guys in Hollywood right now?  I don't think so Cam.

Slow Day, Slow Week

Not much going on…I’ve been wanting to write about Jessica Simpson for a while but unfortunately she’s just pretty darn boring…

I persaonally love Jess.  She’s totally hot, even though she may not be in her Dukes of Hazard body days, she’s still pretty smokin...Oh, and I love her shoe line. 

But I know this look well…because this is my look…It’s called: I have thin legs, but everything else jiggles and is out of shape so I’ll just wear short shorts with cute shoes and baggy tops to mask what’s really going on.

 

These shoes below are actually pretty ugly and those legs are pretty white.…looks similar to my outfit last night.

 

Lookin good here…short jean shorts again, cute white flowy top with white blazer- definitely hiding any jiggle that might be going on.  I like it.  Oh and her man is borrowning her shirt, very cute.

This one is different with the short red shorts…mixing it up.

 

 

 

 

Unfortunately that’s pretty much all that’s interesting going on with Jess…if you can even call this interesting.  Oh I heard something about her post-poning her wedding.  Awesome... just let us know when it airs, the suspense is killing me!

 

Now here’s something interesting…God, I don’t even know what to say about this other than WHY???  For those of you who don't recogize her, this is our most recent Bachelorette- Ashley Herbert.  And for those of you who don't watch the Bachelor/Bachelorette, this is the woman in which 25 men are supposed to be fighting over.  I know what you're thinking, and No, the show does not take place in prison.

Ah, here we go, more interesting gossip…Holly Madison Insures Her Breasts for $1 Million. 

 How does this stuff get published?

Sorry folks, we need some scandal.  And I’m certainly not writing about Ashton and Demi until something real happens, which likely won’t happen- those two love each other.  Such BS- when are they going to break up so he can date someone young and hot, like Blake Lively?

Exclusive: Spencer Pratt Is Broke, Can't Get Work

All I have to say about this is THANK GOD, it’s about time!  I have been waiting for this day since he was on that stupid reality TV show where they put all those D-List Celebrities out in the jungle.  F!  That reality show was the worst; I’m hoping none of you actually remember what I’m talking about.

OH, except when Sanjaya was kicking ass at competitions…for some reason that really amused me to see this borderline homosexual boy let tarantulas crawl all over him and just chill through it.  (For those of you who don’t remember Sanjaya, he was the Indian boy on American Idol with the hair).   

Anyway, back to my point… I remember Spencer getting P/O’d and saying something like “I’m too rich and too famous to be dealing with this.”   Pfft- I’ll kill him- what a shit head.

Spencer, I will give you minimal credit for managing to get sort of famous and make some money by doing nothing expect pose for paparazzi and hope it gets published.  I am a big fan of reality TV and reality stars, (obvi, I’m trying to be one myself) but there’s something crucial that you have not realized…You need to have SOMETHING to keep people interested.  Examples of “SOMETHING” that might keep people interested could be: Personality, Fail, Good Looks, Fail, Any kind of talent, Fail, Intelligence, Fail, Sense of Humor, Fail, Charitable/Humanitarian, Fail, Enough money to buy publicity, i.e. The Kardashians, Fail.  Spenc, the only thing you have going for you right now is my blog and I really don’t think you’ll get far with my 7 followers. 

While we’re talking about Reality Stars, I’d like to point out that it’s no surprise that rumors have started about Kristin Cavallari and Mark Ballas.  Sorry ladies who like him; there’s no denying that he can move which is generally sexy, but he’s a serial dater and he’s not cute. 

Kristin, believe it or not, you are too good for him.  You don’t go from NFL quarterback to DWTS professional.  I know Jay Cutler isn’t exactly cream of the crop when it comes to NFL QB’s, but I’m thinking you could get someone a little more impressive than Mark Ballas.  Gross.