This just in!

OMG, this is sad...A dude actually brought this to my attention and I didn’t think of it myself…BUT, do you think that Ashton and Demi are creating all this hype to make the new “Two and Half Men” successful??  Think about it!  It makes sense when you think about it…

One: Did all the rumors NOT start with Demi TWEETING?  I don’t know about ALL married women out there, but if your husband cheated, would you TWEET it to the world??  Highly doubtful.  Especially because it was rumored that Demi said they could have an "open marriage" as long as he kept it quiet and didn’t embarrass her.  I don’t know if that’s true, BUT if it is, why would she start her own rumors?  She wouldn’t is my point.

Two: Now all of a sudden they are out in public together all happy like nothing happened.  It’s all coming together now; nothing did happen; it was all staged!!  Pfft, so disappointing…I knew those two weren’t breaking up.  NEXT!  Losers…thanks for nothing!

                                         

                                          Tori Spelling welcomes 3rd Child

Oh- here’s something I care about…syke!  You know what’s really funny about this…I read about it, then I went back to search for more info, and I couldn’t even find what I originally found!  Stupid.

This is so stupid…Beyoncé Shoots Down Fake Bump Rumors- Dumb.  Seriously, why even create such a  stupid rumor?  That’s so stupid.

  I forgot to find a picture, so, here's better picture anyway....that's hot.  

Jessica is Prego

Well it sounds like rumors are true!  A close source says “Js is prego!”

 

Sheesh, pregnant people everywhere!  I guess she’ll be wearing her short shorts with baggy shirts for a while!  Her boobs are going to be huge on her wedding day!

Did anyone catch the Kardashian/Humphries wedding?  I love how Kris always calls her out and says she’s not in touch with reality, ha, DUH!  Oh, and Kim’s mom says “People can say what they want about Kim spending and having 3 wedding dresses, bla bla bla, but she’s always giving…”  Well, that’s a relief!  Kim is generous; this is news to me.  Good for her.   I love the "all white" wedding party- like the Royal Wedding, except, they aren’t royal.  Bruce Jenner seems like a really good guy.

Busy Day for Gossip!

Kristin Cavallari voted off Dancing with the Stars…well, I’m disappointed personally, but I’m pretty sure I am one of maybe 10 people who watch the show that actually know who she is…I feel bad, but she should feel worse that more people are fans of Wilson Phillips…bummer...look at Mark Ballas' face, so pissed! Haha, seriously though, I'm not watching anymore! 

Cover Story: Ashton Kutcher Cheated on Demi Moore With 2 Girls in Hot Tub on Anniversary-

I still can’t say I believe this, buuut, if it’s true, here are my thoughts…

      1. Likely, this is not Ashton’s first time cheating.  Realistically, who goes out hunting for women who are “Hot tub worthy” as their first time cheating on their spouse??? UNLESS, he heard of her cheating, and was out for revenge.  Sooo…either he’s cheated before, and this is finally the news I expected out of Ashton when he and Demi got together, OR Demi did something to send him off into a Hot tub with a wannabe Old Navy commercial actress…

      2. Either way, I need more on this- it’s still not big enough to really be talking about…give us something good!

Blake Lively and Leonardo- Done- Not sure I care…nope, don’t care.  She's still hot.

Eesshh, Britney!  How has your life changed so much??  I don’t even want to poke fun because I feel too bad! 

                     Before                                                                          After

Just curious, do you get your motivation from Kelly Clarkson?  F, Brit, get it together!

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That’s all for now, peace out!

This one I’m excited about…

George Clooney & Stacy Keibler
Steppin' Out

I forget about Stacy Keibler a lot because she manages to stay out of the spot light.  I don’t know how; if I were paparazzi, I would definitely be hunting this one down. 

I really hope this fling lasts a little longer than most of George’s relationships.  What’s up with him anyway?  I guess he just really doesn’t want to settle with one person so when he gets bored, he just moves on...that’s certainly better than marrying someone and cheating with dozens of hookers and prostitutes because he feels “entitled” but I still think it kind of makes him a dirt ball!

Let’s check Stacy out a bit- this woman is a Hot Diva!  She actually is a professional wrestling Diva- what a cool job, minus the wrestling, I hate violence.

 Stacy started out as a Baltimore Raven’s Cheerleader!  And this is interesting…next she tried out for the Nitro Girls, and defeated 300 other girls for a spot on the WCW dance team.   

Hmmm…I specifically remember her saying, on Dancing with the Stars, that the only dance training she had was ballet as a little girl.  They sure twisted that one!  Who cares, she’s hot and she was awesome to watch.

Stacy moved up the ranks quickly and became a “Valet Girl.”  What’s a Valet Girl?  Sounds fun!  She used the name Miss Hancock.  What a great name…feel free to start calling me that.

Well let’s see what happens with these two Hot Celebs.  I love it when two really good looking people get together.  I still can’t figure out Kate Hudson and her choice in men?  Come on Kate!  

 

Random final thought…I saw this pole on People.com or UsMagazine last week and couldn’t answer this question...

Who should Cameron Diaz date next?

Ryan R.

Jake G.

Ryan Reynolds or Jake Gyllenhaal???  Really??  Is Cameron really still that awesome that she gets to pick from 2 of the Hottest “It” guys in Hollywood right now?  I don't think so Cam.